Free Things

I love free things. I am like the biggest advocate of free things. Seriously, nothing bothers me more than when I have the chance to something free but then miss it. For any reason, i'm just bothered. I think giving away free things is the best idea ever. Free is probably the most loved word in the english language. Everyone loves when they get something free, regardless of what it is. I promise, you put a sign in your yard saying "Free Air", you will have people inquiring about it within 30 minutes. I don't even think they see the second word seeing what they get, they just know its free. I think a trigger goes off in their brain thinking, "FREE!!!! 'What is it thats free?' I DON'T CARE, ITS FREE!!!!" Like literally, can you think of anytime people pass up free things? Even if its bad, people consider it because its free. Free drugs? Well, i'm not into that sorta thing....but it is free....I know that crosses all your minds. Like at a basketball game, they throw out free towels, shirts, balls. Do you know what you do with them? Put them on your floor for awhile then throw them out during spring cleaning. Your sitting there and they come out with mini basketballs. You stand up, spilling the four you already have, just to catch another one. It is ridiculous really.